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You remember that unlce that gave you cigarettes when you were twelve? Do you still like to let Elmer's glue dry on your hand and peel it off? Is your mom's name Denise The Piece? Then you're one of us! Everything we loved is gone or dying. It's all over. So why not crack a cold one and laugh and talk shit with your friends. What the hell else do you got to do?
Devin, Toby, and Matt from Emery make fun of everything. Because everything is stupid and nothing matters. It's all over.
Join us after the pee break for Part Duex. Only in Emeryland.